LOST...Spoilers

Okay, so, uh, don't read this if you haven't seen the Lost season finale and care about such things.



I'm serious! Don't read any further if you don't want to hear about what happened in the season finale.



Last chance!




Right then. So...


...Rousseau finally getting with her daughter, then both of them tying up and abusing Ben? Good.

...Hurley with the blue bus rescue? Good.

...Bernard surviving? Good.

And I even liked Sawyer shooting Zeke.

But, uh...

...ANOTHER freakin' mopey Jack flashback (or forward or what have you)? Especially when he's wearing the alternate universe Spock beard, and at first I think it's gonna be a supercool episode where we see a parallel universe of Lost people who DID die in the crash...but then it turns out the big wait-until-January cliffhanger is that the Losties got off the island but Jack wants to go back? Uh...bad.

Charlie finally dying, but in a really stupid way? (I mean, when he saw the indestructible Russian, why didn't he just go through the hatch and lock it from the other side? Or why didn't he and Desmond simply swim out the way they came in?) Bad.

The Russian being indestructible again? Bad.

Ben saying the people with the ship are bad, but once again offering no explanation why (or why on earth anyone should trust him? Bad.

And Locke. Feh.

Here's a cooler ending: Locke reappears...but with all the Others, who now are following him instead of Ben.

Or: the smoke monster shows up at the end and reveals something new about itself and/or the invisible guy in the shack.

Or: The people from Not Penelope's Boat show up and we see they're even worser then Ben.

Or: We finally get a Rousseau flashback, leading up to her big reunion with her daughter.

Or: The big four-toed creature from the statue shows up. Or the Polar bears show up. But no: sad Jack and bad Jack beard.

Oh, Jack...will you ever win?