Top Five Best Moments of the Provincetown Film Festival: (5) The Hat Sisters. (4) Gus Van Sant's awful new movie about Kurt Cobain finally ending. (3) The incredibly delicious Bloody Marys at a place on Commercial Street with a sign that says "Tavern Food" out front (but is probably called something else). (2) Drinks with the Polack, Bun, Rosalita and Miss Heidi at some swanky chandelier bar. And (1) offering John Waters a copy of Baron Von Doviak's book Hick Flicks, only to discover the Prince of Puke already owns a copy!